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JUICE MAGAZINE ISSUE #49 CD REVIEWS TOMMY GUERRERO, A Little Bit Of Something (Mo Wax) I suppose being a legendary skater just wasnt good enough?! This record is a blend of slow roasted beats, bass playing as good as Marcus Miller and guitar chords that wash over you like a warm breeze. Did I mention that this is a really quality record? Im takin it to Mexico & playin it while Im standing on a balcony looking at the Pacific. -Robin RIGHT BRIGADE, self-titled THE WORKHORSE MOVEMENT - Sons of the Pioneers (Roadrunner) SMOGTOWN, Fuhrers Of The New Wave (Disaster) Snotty vocals, searing guitars and a whomping rhythm section. Production wise, its good, but not polished. It was recorded in 3 days. Uno, dos, tres... in English or Spanish that rules. This is punk rock, not rocket science. -Robin NERF HERDER, How To Meet Girls (Honest Dons) They have a song called Pantera Fans In Love. Now I dont know about you, but the image of two mullet havin hessians, backlit, kissing at an arena rock show turns me on! These guys bring weenie pride to a whole new level.-Robin TOSHACK HIGHWAY, s/t (Catapult) V.A. - Stranglehold: Punk Rock Across America (Triple X) This comp delivers a boot clad kick to your head. I liked the more pissed songs and skipped a few after 5 seconds. So, I liked 15 of 21, which aint too shabby. -Robin BEENIE MAN, Art & Life (Virgin) INCREDIBLE MOSES LEROY, Growing Up Clean in America (Ultimatum Music) Oddball musical nimblest who samples everything from that Trio song that became a candy advert to his great-granddaddys name. -Laurie LEATHERFACE, Horsebox (BYO) V/A, Victory Style 4 (Victory) SNFU, The Ping Pong EP (Alternative Tentacles) This aint for me. Yet, I can love it because #1 Ping Pong is an underrated sport and #2 theres a song called Quentin Tarantino Cant Act and I agree. -Robin THE MELVINS, Crybaby (Ipecac) FAITHLESS, Sunday 8pm (Arista) V/A, Spin This (SpinRecords.com) MORPHINE, The Night (Dreamworks) HUNTINGTONS, Plastic Surgery (Tooth and Nail) The first track I Wanna Be A Ramone says it all. I love The Ramones too. Last time I saw Joey, he was huffing oxygen from a tank in the basement of Coney Island High (R.I.P.). How cool is that?! Lets hear it for The Ramones, god damn it, they rule. -Robin GLASSJAW, Everything You Wanted To Know About Silence (Roadrunner) DIGGER, Monte Carlo (Hopeless) CONSUMED, Hit For Six (Fat Wreck Chords) This is a good record. The lyrics are smart and thoughtful, the drumming is intoxicating and riffs that show the guitar slayer can write, not just play chords really, really fast. -Robin TOM DAILY, Tragedy of Fanbelts (Double Zero) Theres not many song writers anymore. Apparently its not commercial enough. But this record is really worth a listen. Hinging on indie rock, the songs are well written and interesting. This is a record Ill take on a long drive. -Robin COMMON, Like Water 4 Chocolate (MCA) Once again the Chicago based artist Common, hits us with a serious piece of that extremely ill spoken word style that he has mastered over the years. This time around he's joined up with DJ Premier of Gangstarr, ripping up the production with that classic primo sound! So look out for song #6, called the 6th Sense feat. Bilal, it's bound to get you out your seat! Commom has also joined forces with Mos Def, MC Lyte, Black Thought 'n Rhazel, 'The Godfather of Noise', from the legendary Roots Crew, Virgin recording artist D'angelo, and Cee-Lo of Goodie Mob. Look out for Common, definitely a runner up for dopest in the deck. - EMC2 DRIVE BY TRUCKERS, Pizza Deliverance (Souldump Records) This cd is incredible, I have not stopped listening to it since I got it. Its kinda country rock and roll with some funny lyrics and one hilarious song titled The Presidents Penis Is Missing. They sing of sex, fornication, G.G. Allen, drinking and driving - so obviously theyre great. -Lentini DEATH THREAT, Peace & Security (Triple Crown Records) These guys are pissed. Its hardcore. Its metal. It probably inspires violence, it did with me. -RobinCradle of Filth, From the Cradle to Enslave e.p. (Metal Blade) Satan would like you to check out his favorite band. Pay special attention to the Misfits cover song. Also nominated for Best Song Title with Of Dark Blood and Fucking. - Jobes NOBODYS/THE BEAUTYS, Hugh (Sub City) The Nobodys wring their sweat-soaked drawers onto this disc. They give what I want. The Beautys provided my new anthem, a song titled Baby, Put It In The Hole. They play fast and the singers got range and country punk stylings that make it impossible for me to even attempt to sing along. Kudos to Sub City! This label is putting out good music for good causes. Just when I thought the music industry was full of Jack Asses, heres a socially responsible bunch of good folks. -Robin AGAINST ALL AUTHORITY, 24 Hour Roadside Resistance (Hopeless) GUIDED BY VOICES, Hold on Hope e.p. (TVT) Oh, Robert! Youre a teacher and youre calling nine songs an E.P.? Okay, well work with this. Its a new single Hold on Hope and eight songs that didnt survive the cut onto last album Do the Collapse. Oddly, its whats omitted thats more striking, making this E.P. something onto which my CD player has yet to relinquish its mechanical grip.- Laurie THE BLEEDERS, Self Titled (Hostage) EELS, Daisies of the Galaxy (Dreamworks) This is for people who take themselves too seriously. Samples of my favorite lyrics; Some people like to call me Chuck. Its Charlie and you are shit outta luck. and Its alright if you act like a turd. Cause I like birds. Sing out of key and try skipping instead of walking. -Robin BREACH, Venom (Relapse) Some of the most disturbing sounds ever heard. Not scary-disturbing. Or shocking-disturbing. Disturbing like if you sat still and listened to this you would be disturbed. - Jobes HOT ROD CIRCUIT, If I Knew Now What I Knew Then (Triple Crown) Im lucky to keep this record, as Id buy it immediately. It is infinitely human, full of beauty and pain. I hate the cataloguing of bands, but I guess this is emo. -Robin MINT, self-titled (self-released) THE PHANTOM SURFERS, XXX Party (Lookout Records) Dan is carpet surfing to this one and now hes threatening Morgan, the labrador, with his member. Thats what this record will do to you, make you think youre the Big Kahuna and make the dog your bitch, for real. -Robin THE CATHETERS, Self Titled (Empty) THE ATARIS, Useless I.D. (Kung Fu) SOUL REAPER, Written In Blood THE GROOVIE GHOULIES, Travels With My Amp (Lookout) Not as good as the band is live. The sequencing makes it one really long song. Pick out a few and put em on a mix tape, cus its good music, just not the greatest record .-Robin FURY OF FIVE, This Time Its Personal (Victory) Think early Biohazard. Yeah, before they got huge. - Jobes THE STARLITE DESPERATION, Go Kill Mice (Flapping Jet) Chicken fried rock n roll with gravy. Appreciate the mind that wrote the title track to a woman, Pussy, and told her to go kill men, mice. Are you a man or a mouse? Who cares? Go Kill Mice.... Meow! -Robin GORGOTH, Incipt Satan (Nuclear Blast) ROCKET 350, Junglebilly (Beatville) 50s style rockabilly made by jungle enthusiasts. Thematic as hell and catchy too. -Robin THE LIMIT, Stages (Real Time) Theyre deep in the grunge stage. Perhaps stage two will be something better. -Robin THE TREMOLO BEER GUT, The Inebriated Sounds Of.... (Crunchy Frog) Im big on instrumental records. It gives me free range to make my own lyrics. This time Im singing about having long blond hair (I dont) and big boobs (nope) and dancing the pony (I do). -Robin THE FRUSTRATORS, Bored In The U.S.A. (Adeline) Punk rock for mellow listeners. Not aggressive, not whiney. Frustrated and bored, they should get drunk and pissed too. -Robin GORGON, Brave New Consumer (RegFips) Brave New Consumer is tight. Mark Kaos vocals are solid. Joe Hagans ability rules. What are the key ingredients to metal? Speed, rage, and unpredictability. They forget this til the last track, Kill the Pain. I fear most metal heads will ditch this one and order out for Chinese. -Michael GOLDFINGER, Stomping Ground (Mojo) VA, Exxxile On Main Street (Triple XXX) GRAN TORINO, two (26.2 Music) Beginning with the easy, cool jazz of Coup detat, Two quickly redeems itself; a funkier Fishbone/disco/70s mix with the coolest doodad in music: a vocoder. - Laurie BIG PUN, Yeeeah Baby (Loud) THE JUDAS FACTOR - Kiss Suicide (Revelation) Since its hardcore and I couldnt make out the lyrics, I read em. Its a serious statement about the fear which makes us kill and makes us hope to die. The music is brutal, but seems dainty in comparison to the words. -Robin THE NAKED SAMS - Ive Messed Myself (RSW Records) Three-quarters of the Boston band 5 Spies, the Naked Sams prove that sometimes three can make a good-sized fist. Solid bar pop-rock, they push the envelope with this. -Laurie VISION - Watching The World Burn (Epitaph) Punk rock is our way of life. Its how we choose to live and everyone elses opinion is worth nothing. Vision said a mouthful right there. New Jersey should hold a frickin parade for these guys. Jersey may not get the Yankees, but they got Vision! -Robin MASS - self-titled (Mans Ruin) You should know what to expect from Mans Ruin. This record doesnt disappoint. Its like a slowed down death metal dirge thatll leave you dripping sludge and licking your lips. -Robin SHUTDOWN - Something to Prove (Victory) Young, angry hardcore. Borrowed the name of the Ep from the Spermbirds? - Jobes VA High Fidelity Original Soundtrack (Hollywood) Good goddamn! Get up on the eclectic good foot! Classic songs by classic bands. Dont know if this movies any good, but it sure does sound good. -Robin CYPRESS HILL - Skull & Bones (Columbia) The big dogs of Buddha are back with a blaze worthy album. This time there are no guest appearances, the group is keeping it in the fam bam. One of the first to stand up against the prohibition of marijuana, Cypress keep it lovely on the West Coast bringing you the Smoke Out featuring many of the big names in hip-hop. Muggs on the Jon blaze beats, BoBo on the sick style percussions, and big Sen & B-Real with the classic Cypress combo hittin your dome piece hard. - EMC2 LOS INFERNOS - Rock and Roll Nightmare (Alternative Tentacles) This record makes me want to be standing between two cars on a long highway, ready to start the race. I wave my red chiffon scarf in the big, mid-western sky, shout Go!, the cars peel out and I squeal in delight, choking on exhaust fumes. -Robin V/A - Fuck Censorship (Reprise) This cd is an excuse for Reprise to put out a best-of-the-label compilation. Reviewing it is my excuse to remind everyone that Tipper Gore lead the PMRC and her husband Al lead the Senate hearings on music censorship. Oh yeah, now he wants to be your president. - Jobes THE AMAZING CROWNS, Royal (TimeBomb) Theyre great live, the record rules and theyve figured out a play on words to get their name back. The egos who forced them to change their name can kiss my shakin little ass because these Amazing Crowns are Royal and the rest are peasants slurpin gruel! -Robin BARGAIN MUSIC, Self Titled (Beatville) AT THE DRIVE-IN / SUNSHINE - Split 12 (Big Wheel) A.T.D.I. is the most ruling band and were lucky they let any of us in on their secret, that theyre so fucking good. Thats right! Sunshine fills the void Ive had since New Order & The Cure aint in the studio. Big Wheels are cool and so is this label. -Robin PODUNK - Throwin Bones (Never) WHAT HAPPENS NEXT - Brutiful Feeling (Six Weeks Records) An amazing 7 pure skate rock with a heavy Suicidal Tendencies influence. They sing of flannel shirts and skate decks, what can I say, Im glad theyre around. Maybe skaters will turn cool again and start listening to shit like this instead of ghetto rap. -Lentini THE COLDSPOT 8 - Its The Feelgood (Beatville) If a bunch of white rastas formed a marching band, thisd be it. I love parades. -Robin SWANK - The Think For Yourself Movement (Fueled By Ramen) Best lyrical use of the word nemish. Somewhere between metal, ska, and indie rock, breaking rules can go either way. When they lose all song structure theyre great, let chaos reign. -Robin COVENANT - United States of Mind (Metropolis) Electric Bauhaus for the seen-it-all crowd. If Moby had done 80s goth - and this trio formed in Sweden in the mid-80s - and he brought together the Pet Shop Boys, KMFDM, and Kraftwerk, then added obscure pop groups from a decade ago before setting it loose on the techno dance floor, itd sound like this. -Finchley HI-STANDARD - Making The Road (Fat Wreck Chords) When do you hear fast power, pop, punk incorporate a tambourine? Not often enough! -Robin MONKEY PAW - Hating You Is So Easy (Four Alarm) I love this record. I hope the band has 50 year old women dancing in cages for their live show. Really good musicians and great lyrics like My youve grown and I dont mean that in a good way. Get it and go flash the elderly. Old people dont get nearly enough play. -Robin BUILT TO LAST - ...And Knowing is Half the Battle (Resurrection A.D.) Hardcore endorsed by Steve Austin. If you dont like it youll get hit over the head with a chair. -Robin VA - Plastic Compilation Volume 3 (Nettwerk) A time machine to a nightclub abroad. Im whacked out on ecstasy and shakin my tail. The crowd parts and I see the Euro man of my dreams. We engage in a sweaty and hideously white dance off, and are so totally turned on by ourselves that we leave separately to go home and jerk off thinking about what incredible dancers we are. -Robin SHELTER - When 20 Summers Pass (Victory) Krishnacores first band releases their sixth album. This uplifting batch of tunes is their first for Victory. - Jobes BEATSTEAKS Launched (Epitaph) NEW BOMB TURKS, Nightmare Scenario (Epitaph) If you didnt know already the band is real fast, real good punk rock n roll. The record is hella good and they make a mockery of hipster staples like Betty Page and Satan tattoos, quality sheeit -Robin SNEAKSTER Pseudo-Nouveau Fifty Fifty (Shadow) This band might be the cousin of the Sneaker Pimps. The singer sometimes sounds like Vanity, and ya know thats a good thing. A good fuck and fall asleep choice to show off ones sensitive side. -Robin ROLLINS BAND - Get Some Go Again (Dreamworks) Any man worth his sack-hair needs this. Listen to it soon or your testosterone ratio will drop. - Jobes TENSION War Cry (Grilled Cheese) DIO - Magica (Spitfire) I looked at this and thought: oh, this has GOT to be cheesy. Surprise! RJD delivers a credible concept album in true Dio form. Come on, lets see those goats horns .- Jobes RADAR MERCURY - Thank You, Goodnight (Doghouse) These guys should fair well with the emo kids doin the virgin bop. Hold your backpack straps, bend your knees and bounce in time. Also, dont forget to scream all the lyrics, even during ballads. -Robin ANGIE APARO - The American (Arista) BEANIE SIGEL The Truth (Roc-A-Fella) POLECATS, The Best Of (Cleopatra) MALEVOLENT CREATION - Manifestation (Pavement) Blast beats are the modern equivalent of the masturbatory guitar solos of the 80s. Thankfully, this one has very few. Killer vocals too. - Jobes THE SPOOKS, Things Ive Scene (Antra) THE DEADLINES, The Death & Life Of... (Tooth & Nail) All you could want from a garage rock record. Creepy organs, a jet propelled rhythm section, and vocals that you want to hear. Its a record where it all fits. Make it fit your budget and dont be scared of their zombie appearance. -Robin DEFLESHED - fast forward (Pavement) THE VANDALS, Fear Of A Punk Planet (Kung Fu) With The Vandals running the planet have no fear! Another gem from So Cals punk pranksters. -Robin MILK CULT, Project M-13 (0 to 1) BOY SETS FIRE - After The Eulogy (Victory) This is going to be THE hardcore cd for this summer. Tight, metal-tinged emo-ish tunes. These guys are a true package deal. - Jobes OLD MANS CHILD - Revelation 666: The Curse of Damnation (Century Media) Black metal done up euro-technical style. Can you guess what the subject matter here is? Hmmmm. - Jobes THE INCITERS, Doing Fine (Jump Up) Real good soul music. I can put them on a mix tape with any of my Motown staples and youll think its of the same generation. Im planning my outfit for when they come to town, gotta look good for a band that sounds this good. -Robin THE AUTO BODY EXPERIENCE, A Tribute To Carhenge (Auto Order) Smoking pot can be really fun, but it can also result in this record. -Robin GRAVE DIGGER - Excalibar (Nuclear Blast) Medieval-concept metal from these ancient headbangers. I feel the urge to check out a castle. - Jobes BERZERK, Theyraftame (Recess) Its so good to hear a punk band who hates pop music. This is the real deal. Youll love it and the band doesnt even fucking care, cus its that good. -Robin DAYCARE SWINDLERS, Testerosa (Beatville) Pop punk with political songs and songs about porn stars, whats that? So much for the struggle. -Robin PAVERS, Local 1500 (Owned and Operated) Rock n rollers who probably grew up on punk. A good record, but the best parts gotta be the photo of the crab sitting on a lit firecracker. Exploding shell fish, thatll be the name of their next album, I hope. -Robin OPTIGANALLY YOUR, Exclusively Talentmaker (Absolutely Kosher) Since kosher folks have their own aisle in the market, now theyve goy their own label. -Robin AQUALADS, Revenge (Indie) THE BLOODHOUNDGANG, Hooray for Boobies (Geffen) Record schmeckerd. Have you seen the video? Theyre all dressed up as the brown Tele-yubbie, who I call poo poo. I love them. Theyre obviously geniuses, no question bout that. -Robin DA BRAT Unrestricted (So So Def) ELLIOT SMITH, Figure 8 (Dreamworks) |
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